Saturday, February 03, 2007

attempts to rock the bangs

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Cannot la.

Maybe you have to be a Pussycat Doll to pull it off?



Relaxing day so far (when I try not to think about the shortness of ze bangs). Finally bought some Indomie mee goreng to satisfy my supper cravings. Can't wait to cook them yay yay yay! Am rather despondent though because a friend I'm supposed to hang with ditched me for a boy. It's not her fault and I totally understand, but still that left me feeling kinda blue. I want to hang and have a girly time yet I can't! The problem with my friends is that they are far too attractive to be boyless (despite some of them being single). One of these days they will peer-pressure me into finding someone, anyone, so that I could hang with them on double dates at least.

=(

Speaking of That Special Someone, I have decided that the next guy to charm me would be able to fill the following criteria:

1. Must like grocery-shopping, like my dad. I like grocery-shopping with my dad because we'll always end up with weird / funny stuff, mostly Things We Actually Do Not Need.
2. Must be charming, but not 'oily'.
3. Must be able to match my dad in terms of accomplishments!
4. Must understand a girl's need to shop, but cannot be too much of a shopaholic himself, because I'll hate it if he's a more expert shopper than me
5. Must be able to impress without trying too hard
6. Must be able to hold a conversation about anything and everything, and do not attempt too hard to sound 'intellectual'
7. Must be intelligent and well-spoken, not patronizing
8. Must be able to cook, because I'd love for us to cook up a meal together!
9. Must be knowledgeable and can teach me new stuff
10. Must drive a car, because I wouldn't want to be the one driving him around all of the time (and I'm still a cock driver)
11. Must be able to eat spicy food and like oriental stuff like Thai, Jap, and Indo (v important!)
12. Must not leave all the decision-making to me, girls like boys to take charge sometimes!
13. Must be able to play poker well, and beat me in a good hand (not out of luck)
14. Must be taller, girls like to wear heels
15. Must be a good kisser
16. Must have decent taste in clothes and be able to look good in striped polo tee's (my fav!) rather than look like an ah pek
17. Must smell fresh and not overload on aftershave / cologne
18. Must have a similar sense of humor
19. Must be nice and able to click with my girlfriends
20. Must be silently confident, not cocky

Eh... Chances are I'll never meet someone like that who's still single! Oh well, a girl can dream can't she? I shall not settle for less! I will be a spinster all my life if need be! Maybe that's why nuns become nuns? They can't find any other man worth devoting their lives for and refuse to settle? Heh.