Thursday, October 12, 2006

lesson #039: dirge of cerberus

Fark! I SO want this game.

Anyways. I think I'm falling ill - my throat feels a bit funny.

Possible Causes of Why I Am Falling Ill:
1. Staying up & showering late at 1 - 2 am every night
2. Going to the Spanish party yesterday night and inhaling too much smoke
3. Shouting "You are a BITCH!" at random French guys too much at the aforementioned Spanish party
3. Going home from the party without wearing my coat, in tube and skirt
4. The diet of 1 pack/day of McVite's digestives in milk chocolate
5. The diet of 2 packs/week of various chips
6. The diet of stir-fries (NB: I cooked my own lunch all by myself today! Stir-fried pork and mushrooms with soya sauce, butter, pepper and sugar)
7. The diet of bread with dollops of Nutella
8. Walking around the vicinity of Thornbank in a spaghetti top
9. Eating yoghurt near to its expiry date
10. All of the above.

Hokay. Besides falling ill NOW, when I eventually come back to Singapore, I will be a fat pig as well! AAAARGH!!!

On the other hand...

Good Domestic Things That I Have Learned:
1. Grocery shopping
2. Cooking
3. Doing laundry
4. Cleaning rubbish bin
5. Financial rigidity

...

*long pause*

OK, maybe not the last one.

Things Bought In The UK Out of Impulse:
1. Dance sneakers
2. Purple sweats from Topshop fire sale (the Topshop branch in Bath had a fire and they were selling all their stuff at 40% off!!!)
3. Mary Jane's from Topshop fire sale
4. Blue hairband and necklace from Topshop fire sale
5. Blue batwing top from Topshop fire sale
6. Black long-sleeve cotton tee from Topshop fire sale
7. 2 books bought online from Amazon.co.uk
8. Bath conditioning body wash from Roman Baths Shop

The most frightening thing is all of the above purchases were made within 3 days. GAAAH!

That's it. No more shopping for me. I shall enforce my financial rigidity from now on, and it shall be a barrier that can NOT be broken down at all costs. Not even... by the sight of H&M footless tights *fidgets*. In sheer purple or black *squirms*.

To be continued...