Friday, June 09, 2006

lesson #005: things to do before you can do things

1. I need to lose weight 'til I weigh exactly 44 kg so that when I travel in Europe, and when I gain weight (surely you will when you'll have to live on bread alone), won't feel too gross about my body.

2. I need to pass my second driving test so that I'll find it more convenient to go to places at night / in the rain, places in the east as well as nearby so that I can hang out more with my friends before I travel.

3. I need to feel happy so that I'll have the motivation to exercise, which will make me feel good about myself as the exercise generates happy happy endorphins.

4. I need to find independence before I can feel attractive again.

5. I need to be harsh to myself whenever I feel like backing down and leaving it be before I can finally say that I've tried my best.

6. I need to sleep before I can feel awake.

7. I need to know you're on my side before I can trust you with my life.

8. I need to see a sale sign so that I'll feel compelled to buy something from a shop, even when that particular something is not one of the sale items.

9. I need to watch the opening match of World Cup so that I can be interested enough to follow the rest of the matches.

10. I need to fix my laptop before I can again type 'z' words with ease. Zebra zipper zap zoom zonk zinzibar zen zzz ZARA.