Sunday, April 02, 2006

i am a man trapped in a girl's body, apparently

Thought it's about time I do an update on this blog. Well, a lot of things have happened since the last time I wrote here. Mainly... *long pause* hmmm. Funny. Can't think of anything.

Oooh! Yes. I went to watch a total of 3 movies this week: Failure to Launch (damn title should stop at Failure), V for Vendetta (oh loVe loVe loVe! How I loVe thee, V), and Ultraviolet (do NOT watch at all cost unless you are a total Milla fan, which I am. Like, really, please donate that $8.50 to a worthwhile charity, or buy a homeless kid a meal, or top it up by $2.50 and get yourself a nice pair of earrings from F21!).

My point is, 3 movies in 1 week may be a wee bit of an overdose especially since this is Week 13 (that translates to 'hell week' in SMU-speak). But surprisingly, I feel fine. I am tough like a mountain like that, yo. Or simply lazy and unmotivated. Meh, I prefer tough.

Anyway, about the title. I was thinking of how I shouldn't have started playing Wild Arms 4 yesterday because now I'm totally hooked on the fun battle system. I actually look forward to random battles! And then I got thinking of how I never did complete most of my games. Didn't even complete Chrono Trigger for goodness' sake (stopped when I got the Time Egg thingummy). And from there I thought of how strange it is that I only ever discuss games with boys, one of them Yang. And then I got reminded of something he said some time back about how I am a guy trapped in a girl's body. Which I choose to take as a compliment (albeit a rather strange one), and not as a 'you-are-a-goddamn-transvestitish-freak' kind of insult. (Anyway the transvestitish freak is Mike, Jing's boyfriend). (HAHA HE IS SO GONNA HATE ME NOW!).

Henceforth, I presenth forthwith (wtf?) the number of wayth that I am but like a man, or something:
1. I play console games
2. I use f***ing as an adjective in my sentences generously, a somewhat uncouth practice which boys would not like their dream girls to do
3. I am heartless
4. I am a commitophobe
5. I am insensitive and blunt, if you suck then I will say 'you suck' and not 'there is room for improvement'
6. I appreciate artful photography of beautiful girls, except my definition of 'artful' (= classy, unique, artistic in some way or another) will differ from most guys' definition of 'artful' (= erotic/slutty/with boob peek-a-boo)
7. I think with my head more than with my heart
8. I suppress emotions and act tough
9. I walk around as if I am the supreme ruler of the universe, like boys do. The difference is that they are mistaken and I am right
10. I am big-headed and self-centered

So what does this mean?

All the guys who've been attracted to me have homosexual tendencies. Yeeee-haww! Let's hit Brokeback Mount'n boys!