Tuesday, March 28, 2006

the quantitative methods of love

0 = you gotta lower your standard
1 = just perfect. How nice for you, you lucky ****
2 = excellent, keep up the good work
3 = great
4 = better be careful
5 = too many
6 = way waay too many, but they say 7 is a lucky number
7 = one for every day of the week
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10 = damn you must be good-looking
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20 = get the hell out of here you player
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30 = speed-dating, huh?
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100 = ... are you a prostitute??

First time blogging during QM class. Usually the Prof explains the concepts so fast we haven't got time to sip our drinks or catch 12 winks, and then he lets us off early too ergo no need for anti-boredom activities such as MSN or blogs.

But today is different, yes indeed it is. He's put up a pile of slides summarizing the whole term's worth of topics and for me at least this class has become a classic case of ramblings going into my left ear and coming out a split second later through my right ear.

Hang on. Must shift lappie so that he can't see what I'm doing.

Should've chosen a more strategic seat (ie. at the back) rather than sitting near the door barely 1m away from him.

Oh well, he's a nice Prof, I'm sure he won't mind.

Anyway, I can't log in to MSN. So irritating, just when I wanted to go online and tease Yang about his latest love pursuit. I have a theory that many SMU students tried to log in at the exact, precise same time such that the server became clogged and everybody got thrown out of their MSN connection.

G just asked me to watch Vendetta. I WANT!!! Unfortunately I have an urgent MPW meeting after class. Have presentation on Friday. Dammit. F*** Rob Parson and his f***ing case. Hmmm. Maybe we can finish the meeting in 15 minutes. What say you, Ms Lim Wei Wei? Let's make record time for the Most Efficient Meeting Ever Held in SMU. Or else Most Slack Meeting Ever.