Saturday, February 04, 2006

the chronicles of life and death

Life

Celebrated Kunz's 21st yesterday. 'Twas a fun night indeed. Started off with dinner and we had North- and South-Indian cuisine. I don't know the names of any of the dishes, all I can say is the ladyfinger curry was really nice. All sweet and rich and goes well with the naan (?) bread. The fried onion cracker was quite yummy as well. And then there was the cauliflower dish - a hot favourite of the table, though I thought it was too sweet. Overall it was a nice treat from the birthday girl - thanks so much Kunz!

And guess what, the treat didn't end there. We headed to Phuture afterwards and Kunz got us all a Blowjob. Sad to say I'm not very expert in drinking it because much of the whipped cream was left behind, even after I've made every effort to lick it in the most unglam fashion. Haha. We also had lychee martinis courtesy of Candace, some coupon house pours, and then Syd, Mich, Celine and I shared a few Sex On The Beach. Kunz was progressively high thanks to 3 Flamings though I didn't get to see the hilarity at the end as me and Syd went off first.

Of course, we danced (despite the rather off-colour music) and were surrounded by HOARDES of guys within seconds, due to my dancing companions being the HAWT babes that they are. I like Fen's style of dancing - so hip-hop! Babe, teach me some of your moves 'n grooves!

Happy 21st, Kunz. Hopefully you enjoyed the night as much as, or even more than, we did. Thank you for celebrating it with us. We love you loads!

Death

Today.

The best place for jerks is six feet under.