Tuesday, December 06, 2005

lesson #244: traumatized

My first driving lesson yesterday was more eventful than I'd expected. Basically I was dumb enough to give the driving instructor (20-30ish, dry golden hair, a bit overweight and disgustingly ah beng-ish) my MSN e-mail, and then he started terrorizing me. OK, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe he's just being friendly, y'know? ... My ass.

SO cunning. He asked me while I was trying freaking hard to concentrate on making a turn, so I didn't have time to LIE and say stuff like, 'Oh, MSN? What's that? Sorry I've never really used a computer before, I prefer pen and paper haha'.

Moreover, he seemed harmless and normal and not freaky at all. But then he started getting freaky when I realised that he's actually ADDED me onto his list. Do people really do that? Like, do they really ask someone for the email and then actually ADD the person straightaway like on the same day? And then do they start messaging eagerly?

I thought I'd gotten rid of him yesterday once and for all. Once I grew alarmed I quickly changed my neutral picture from a nano to one with me cuddling up against Uncle G. The trick worked - he asked me whether that was my boyfriend. Err... DOH. I said yes. He asked is my bf from the same school as me. I said yes, that's how we met. Then he said, "Sob. No chance." Then I said, "No chance? What?" Then he said, "No chance to go out with you."

***This is the point when you can start gagging***

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

***OK gagged all you want?***

I was still on friendly mode (because I have high hopes that I've finally counter-attacked this terror) and said, "Nope, I love my boyfriend very much." That was followed by a long pause, and then he said, "Haha. Joking la." Don't know why but the line came out really loser-ish. Sad. But anyway.

Phew! Got rid of him.

But apparently not, because he messaged me like bloody 5 seconds after I came online just now. Gary said it's because I was too friendly. Right - I freaked out and then blocked him. Then I felt it wasn't enough. So I deleted him AND blocked him. Hah! Got rid of him. Forever and ever, I hope. If I see him again during driving I will be courteous and off-standish. Maybe I should speak with a slang to put him off 'cos honestly this kinda thing freaked me a little. It'd have been better had the guy been good-looking, but as it is I'm stuck with the weird ones. Bah. I think it's a curse. I just attract weird people, like this one:



But that one does sometimes turn into a Prince Charming...

...in terms of personality. Haha joking dear, I've heard people say you're not bad-lookin' and a lot of girls are attracted to you! Hip hip hooray!

Anyway, met up with Zhi and Yang after driving (glurgh) yesterday.


Zhi. Does this look like a bitching face to you? No? All angelic and innocent and cutesy? Well, she bitches. She bitches like the best of 'em. One of my fave bitching pardner as she always knows what I be talking about.


Mr Yang the SNAG. He's gonna play stocks and invest big bucks and buy an SLK within ten years (or was that fifty? Hehe). Poor Yang had to wait for us ladies while we shopped for lingerie (I bought 2 bras at a total of $33 by the way). Guys like him who can withstand long hours of shopping are a rare breed indeed.

Oooh. Also watched Aeon Flux. Don't care about the plot, just watch Charlize Theron inside the hot HOT costumes. Her boody is drool-worthy. So sleek. So slim, yet not skinny. And she's really pretty with black hair too. It's edgier than her blond self.

Saw this notice at my condo lift lobby:

Oh dear. I hope there won't be too much gore.

Before I get sued, here's the original notice: