Friday, August 26, 2005

lesson #221: time to slap myself

Get over it. Life throws me shit and it's time for me to throw it back (with double the smelliness because you know how shit decomposes and all that stuff).


Not worth my time and energy to wail over a guy. Sadness and helplessness are all unnecessary emotions which cannot bring anyone results through feeling them. Besides, heartbreak is not exactly a matter of life and death, is it? I've still got all my limbs intact, I don't have pneumonia or dengue fever, my internal organs are all functioning properly. So. Must exercise my thoughts on something better. Like where to do my eyebrows? (There's comfort and peace in being shallow. I believe if a genius like Einstein had just gone to the movies once in a while, his hair wouldn't have looked so bad.)