Tuesday, June 14, 2005

lesson #186: i would like to

Fuck the musical. But then, I wanna be a nice Catholic girl, and if I were to be a nice Catholic girl I'd have to be a virgin bride, and I can't be a virgin bride if I do something like that. And I really really want to go to heaven! I hope they don't have musicals in heaven. I hope them choir of angels aren't into acting.


The next musical I'm a witness of, I'll be comfortably seated in the balcony VIP box, with my nose turned up to face my lorgnette.


Went to Chinablack on Saturday, and I've never been so insulted in my life. Two stupid guys gyrating beside me were conversing loudly. One of them, call him Gyrator #1, was persuading the other, Gyrator #2, to ask me to dance. Gyrator #2 then loudly shouted that I wasn't his type. Can't remember the exact words (I doubt I actually heard the exact words) but his point was that such a 'showy-dancer girl' wasn't his type. Umm... OK. And there he was, Gyrator #2, jumping side-to-side happily to all songs. Why are guys who can't dance for nuts so cocky? Do they really think they look cool moving about like a chimpanzee that's just been shot by a tranquilizer?


Ah well. Watched Sin City on Sunday, it was surprisingly nice! I thought it'd suck like most other comic adaptations (Spider-man is an exception) but it didn't. It's basically made up of three stories, each happening in the locale of Sin City, and somewhat linked to each other chronologically. The movie really makes you think after watching it. You'd have to digest the stories for a bit before the full impact gets to you. It's cool. It didn't look too dirty even with chopped limbs and blood splattering all about because it's got this noir look to it. Grayscale colours mostly, with a spattering of red and yellow here and there. And damn, there're lots of famous faces in Sin City! Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Clive Owen, Brittany Murphy, et cetera et cetera. A must-watch!