Tuesday, December 14, 2004

lesson #158: pump, p-puh-pump it up

"My jump off doesn't run off at the mouth so much
My jump off never ask why I go out so much
My jump off never has me going out of my way
And she don't want nothing on Valentine's Day
My jump off don't argue or get rebellious
And she don't mind hanging out wit da fellas
My jump off's not insecure or jealous"
-- Pump It Up, Joe Budden


Huh. Is his 'jump off' some kind of an inflatable doll? Because real women argue and get rebellious. Because we are always right.